It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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