Your tits are I can't wait for
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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