Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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