just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Just puked most of my soul out..
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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