This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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