My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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