You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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