dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
And then he peed in my hair
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