The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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