just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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