I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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