my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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