Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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