his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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