Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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