I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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