ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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