He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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