yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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