any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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