Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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