Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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