you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i came on her dog
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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