I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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