So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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