I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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