Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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