and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Last time i carry you out of a forest
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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