i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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