I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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