afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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