But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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