her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
tell me about the fingering
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