He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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