brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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