my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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