OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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