yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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