I just gift wrapped bread.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I love you. Go after that dick
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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