hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
