I am spending my child support on dildos
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
