Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
wow bdsm is so cute
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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