ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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