OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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