wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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