You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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