Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Houston, we have a blender
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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