Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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