You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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