Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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