I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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