the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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