so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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