halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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