i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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