She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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