New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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